(The Doctor is leaving a message on the Williams'
or Pond's answerphone.)
DOCTOR [OC]: Hello, Ponds. Checking in. How are you?
(The Doctor is carrying a surfboard, and confronting Sontarans.)
DOCTOR [OC]: Not much to report. Surfed the fire falls of Florinall
Nine. Not deliberately, just the easiest way out.
(He leaps from a spaceship. Next, toasting muffins by a fire.)
DOCTOR [OC]: Met Mata Hari in a Paris hotel room.
(Mata Hari undresses for him.)
DOCTOR [OC]: What an interesting woman.
(A recording studio.)
DOCTOR [OC]: Laid down some backing vocals.
DOCTOR: I should be with you any day now. Literally any day. Helmic
regulator's playing up. Can't get the temporal steering right.
(Rory and Amy are listening to the message.)
DOCTOR [OC]: Oh dear, I appear to have collided with ancient Greece.
(Rory turns off the message.)
AMY: The Doctor.
(They drink to him.)
(The Doctor bursts into Amy and Rory's bedroom.)
DOCTOR: Argh! Stop everything.
RORY: What's going on?
AMY: Doctor! Bedroom!
RORY: We have a rule about the bedroom.
DOCTOR: No one on this planet is safe right now. We have to solve this
before it's too late. Get your clothes on. If we move fast we at least
stand a chance and you have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
AMY + RORY: No.
DOCTOR: No. Helmic regulator again. Too early. Wrong point. As you
(The Doctor leaves.)
AMY: Doctor, you can't just go like that. What's happening? Don't we
need to know?
(The Doctor returns and sits on the bed.)
DOCTOR: Popped up in the wrong order. Easy mistake to make. Nothing to
alarm you. Forget I was ever here. I'll be back soon enough, I would
have thought. Everything's fine, pretty much. Don't worry about the
future. The future is really (flashes of spoilers) safe. Really,
really, safe. Sleep well.
(The Doctor leaves. Sound of the Tardis dematerialising.)
RORY: I really hate it when he does that.
(Morning. Rory is fastening his dressing gown and
heading for the bathroom. Something in there makes him call out.)
AMY: Out of the way, Mister Pond. What? Why not?
(There is an Ood sitting on the toilet.)
OOD: May I be of any assistance?
RORY: Ood on the loo.
(In the Tardis, under the time console, the Doctor
is on the phone.)
DOCTOR: Ood. Yes, I was wondering where he'd got to. I thought he'd
just gone for a walk in the Tardis.
(Amy and Rory are listening to the message on their phone whilst having
DOCTOR [OC]: Must have wandered off when I popped in the other night.
If it was the other night.
(Amy steals one of Rory's sausages.)
DOCTOR [OC]: You know, I rescued him from the middle of the Androvax
conflict. I was taking him back to the Ood Sphere.
(Back in the Tardis.)
DOCTOR: Anyway, he's not being a nuisance, is he?
(No, he is the perfect housekeeper.)
OOD: Enjoy your workday experience.
(Making the beds, putting out the washing, cleaning the windows.)
RORY: Doctor. Doctor? He seems to think that he's our butler.
(The Doctor is still repairing the Tardis.)
DOCTOR: He's conditioned to serve. The best thing is, let him do just
that. I'll come and pick him up tonight. Whenever tonight is. Oh no,
got to go. Power drain's threatening to cause the Tardis to implode. Oh
no, that's bad.
(Back to the Pond's home.)
DOCTOR [OC]: Why's it doing that? No, no, no, no, no, don't do that!
(So the Ponds continue to have a servant.)
OOD: Your infusions. How else may I be of service?
RORY: I feel so guilty.
AMY: Just eat your breakfast.
(The Doctor is changing the bulb on the top of the
Tardis whilst leaving a message on the answerphone.)
DOCTOR: Me again. Sorry about the gaps in communications. Dropped your
Ood back home. Reconnected it to the hive mind. Helmic regulator's
still not working. Got hit by an arrow at Hastings Hill. Also rode a
horse through eleventh century Coventry. Also, I think I may have
accidentally invented pasta. I popped round but you were out. Which is
fine. Everything's all right, isn't it, with you two? Course it is.
Ponds always fine. Just worrying unnecessarily. Anyway, just call me if
you need me.
(Rory is angry and Amy is in tears.)
DOCTOR: Okay? Toodle pip.
(He uses the sonic screwdriver on the phone.)
ANSWERPHONE: Message deleted.
(Amy comes home to see there are no messages.)
AMY: We need you, raggedy man. I need you.